Weekend at Bernies
So over the last few weeks we have both done the tradition Bachelor and Bachelorette party with our close friends. I went with my best man and another good friend. She went her best woman and 2 other pals. Overall it seemed like we both had a good time. I am sure that names where changed to protect the innocent and some minor details where left out to save some feelings. I am OK with that. I don't think she did anything I wouldn't do.
My weekend was a great drunken barn dance. We had all intentions of remaining "low key" on Friday night but that went to hell quickly. I think that all went to hell in a hand basket once we arrived at a strip club where they were selling 50 cent beers and $1 well drinks. YIKES. Go ahead and put that fat kid in the chocolate factory. I felt like Augustus Gollop from Willy Wonka. You know the part where he sees the chocolate river then falls in. Well I fell in! However, that pipe I was sucked into didn't lead out of any further adventure. The adventure continued. I can remember being cut off or thrown out of a bar 3 times. The first time I was in Yuma, AZ at 19. Being from Cali we thought we can go drink legally in AZ since the drinking age was 18. It was 21 in CA. Well I went on overload and got cut off. The second time was BS. A large group of us were at a chain restaurant and were cut off because our group was loud. To bad for them we left after we got cut off and continued to party. They lost a few hundred bucks over kicking us out. Which brings me to the present. YES I got cut off in a state where alcohol is promoted BIGTIME. Man I must have been drunk. That's a story to tell my grand children isn't it? I was shocked when the guy offered me water. I guess I was a big ole pickle.
Well at any rate I survived the weekend in Reno. I did learn that even in the middle of partially naked women and a lap dance I was so happy to be marrying my sweetie. Sure there are woman who may look hot for lusty eyes but I always remember a saying I heard, "No matter how good a girl looks, someone is tired of her shit". My girl is so much more than I could ever ask for. Smart, Beautiful, Caring and Understanding. Finally someone that understands me! There is no doubt I am doing the right thing. More to come more frequently as the day draws near. 25 days and counting. For once I don't have a song to relate to this. Maybe next time...
